Dumbocrats

Verse 1
Woke up this morning, turned on the news,
Democrats cryin' 'bout billionaires and "No Kings" blues.
They marched on May Day, boycotted the grind,
While their EVs sat idle and their pronouns aligned.
Said "Workers over billionaires!" with a straight face,
But flew private to Davos to save the human race.
Border was wide open, now they scream it's mean,
When Trump built the wall and kept the American dream.
Chorus
Oh, the blue tears are fallin', the tantrums are loud,
Screamin' at Trump Tower while hidin' in the crowd.
Inflation was your baby, now prices are high,
But blame Elon and Donald, never yourself, why?
From "mostly peaceful" riots to "mostly peaceful" strikes,
Y'all love chaos, long as it's not your bikes.
Democrats in 2026, still singin' the same old song,
"Orange Man bad!" while the country moves on!
Verse 2
You printed all the money, called it "Build Back Better,"
Now eggs cost a kidney and your voters feel cheddar.
Gender in sports? "Science is settled!" you swore,
Till your daughter lost the race to a six-foot-four.
Iran war's over, troops comin' home,
But y'all protest the peace 'cause it don't fit the poem.
"Workers over billionaires!"—that's rich comin' from you,
With your Soros checks and Hollywood crew.
Chorus
Oh, the blue tears are fallin', the virtue's so cheap,
Boycottin' Walmart while orderin' DoorDash in your sleep.
You loved big government till it wasn't yours to steer,
Now it's "authoritarian" when the voters made it clear.
From defund the police to "fund all the fees,"
Y'all flip like a pancake, whatever the breeze.
Democrats in 2026, still losin' with grace,
Cryin' in their lattes all over the place!
Bridge (slow, sarcastic)
Remember when Hunter's laptop was "Russian disinfo"?
And "mostly peaceful" fires lit up the sky, yo?
Now Trump's fixin' it fast, makin' America grin,
And you're out here protestin' like it's 2020 again...
Final Chorus (louder, with yee-haws)
Yeah, the blue tears keep fallin', but the red wave rolls strong,
MAGA hats dancin' while your safe spaces feel wrong.
Keep marchin' and whinin', boycottin' the store,
We'll be workin' and winnin'—that's what freedom's for!
Democrats in 2026, y'all a walkin' meme,
Funny how the "resistance" always ends in a scream!